Holideck

A collection of children’s praying to God excerpts. Very funny to read.

Dear God,
Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don’t you just keep the ones you got now?
Jane

Dear God,
I went to this wedding and they kissed right in the church. Is that OK?
Neil

Dear God,
If you give me genie lamp like Alladin, I will give you anything you want, except my money or my chess set.
Raphael



Dear God,
I think stapler is one of your greatest invention.
Ruth M.

Dear God,
In Bible times, did they really talk that fancy?
Jennifer

Dear God,
I think about you sometimes even when I’m not praying.
Elliott

Dear God,
I am American. What are you?
Robert

Dear God,
Thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.
Joyce

Dear God,
I bet it is very hard for you to love all of everybody in the world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it.
Nan

Dear God,
Please put another holiday between Christmas and Easter. There is nothing good in there now.
Ginny

Dear God,
If you watch in church on Sunday, I will show you my new shoes.
Mickey D.

Dear God,
If we come back as something, please don’t let me be Jennifer Horton because I hate her.
Denise

God,
I like to live 900 years like the guy in the bible.
Love,
Chris

We read Thos Edison made light. But in sun school they said you did it. So I bet we stoled your idea.
Sincerely,
Donna

Dear God,
If you let the dinasor not exstinct, we would not have a country. You did the right thing.
Jonathan

Dear God,
Please send Dennis Clark to a different camp this year.
Peter

Dear God,
Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother.
Larry