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Church Bulletins: Thank goodness for church ladies with typewriters. These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services:

The sermon this morning: “Jesus Walks on the Water.” The sermon tonight: “Searching for Jesus.”

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Ladies, don’t forget the rummage sale. It’s a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.

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The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.

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Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community. Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say “Hell” to someone who doesn’t care much about you.

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Don’t let worry kill you off - let the Church help.

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Miss Charlene Mason sang “I will not pass this way again,” giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.

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For those of you who have children and don’t know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
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Wonder why this 6-year-old girl receives so much attention when singing a song written by her mother?
Almost 2 million views of this heart-touching video.

View this most inspirational award video clip.

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Took some pictures for the Xmas Pageant during the first and second morning services on Dec 17, 2006.

The images aren’t that great, because they were shot from TV screen. I only took certain shots, because during the play I was too busy controlling one of the three cameras. It was a good play with lots of laughing moments. I read the script once and laughed several times during reading. Then I watched the play 4 times (including the rehearsal) and I still couldn’t resist laughing. It was an awesome drama that Donna, Scott, and the kids put together. I can’t imagine they could remember the script from start to end. They must have spent a tremendous amount of effort and dedication to the play in the last few weeks.

Like the title said, it’s the BEST Xmas pageant ever. In case you missed this humorous drama, you can get a copy of DVD from the church!!! The DVD will include:

• The Best Xmas Pageant (of course )
• Preschool Choir (in1st service only)
• Elementary Choir (in 1st service only)
• Church Choir
• Flute performance

View McKernan Christmas Pageant Ever gallery.

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I took these pictures during the Sunday morning service on Nov 26, 2006. The photos aren’t very clear. I sat in the last row! It was too far away to get a clear shot without flash when everyone in the picture was moving, including my hands.

A collection of children’s praying to God excerpts. Very funny to read.

Dear God,
Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don’t you just keep the ones you got now?
Jane

Dear God,
I went to this wedding and they kissed right in the church. Is that OK?
Neil

Dear God,
If you give me genie lamp like Alladin, I will give you anything you want, except my money or my chess set.
Raphael

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