Well…well…well…see what I’ve found here. A video clip about dentist—a profession of inflicting pain. 
People often remember the pain part when they visit a dentist, and yet they forget how much nicer they feel after their dentists fix their toothache! Isn’t that awefully contradictory?! 
Perhaps after seeing the following video clip, you’ll realize your dentist is actually pretty nice to you. 
No bias here. Seriously.
This hilarious video clip is performed by Steven Martin. No wonder it could be so wrong to see a dentist like him. Well, you know, maybe that was the case in the 70’s.
Click below to view this Little Shop of Horrors (Dental Clinic) humor video clip.
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Lyrics: Little Shop of Horrors – Dentist Song
When I was young and just a bad little kid,
My momma noticed funny things I did.
Like shootin’ puppies with a BB-Gun.
I’d poison guppies, and when I was done,
I’d find a pussy-cat and bash in it’s head.
That’s when my momma said…
(What did she say?)
She said my boy I think someday
You’ll find a way
To make your natural tendencies pay…
You’ll be a dentist.
You have a talent for causing things pain!
Son, be a dentist.
People will pay you to be inhumane!
You’re temperment’s wrong for the priesthood,
And teaching would suit you still less.
Son, be a dentist.
You’ll be a success.
“Here he is folks, the leader of the plaque.”
“Watch him suck up that gas. Oh My God!”
“He’s a dentist and he’ll never ever be any good.”
“Who wants their teeth done by the Marqui DeSade?”
“Oh, that hurts! Wait! I’m not numb!”
“Eh, Shut Up! Open Wide! Here I Come!”
I am your dentist.
And I enjoy the career that I picked.
I’m your dentist.
And I get off on the pain I inflict!
I thrill when I drill a bicuspid.
It’s swell, though then tell me I’m mal-adjusted.
And though it may cause my patients distress.
Somewhere…Somewhere in heaven above me…
I know…I know that my momma’s proud of me.
“Oh, Momma…”
‘Cause I’m a dentist…
And a success!
“Say ahh…”
“Say AHhhh…”
“Say AAARRRHHHH!!!”
“Now Spit”
