Comments on: How-To: cook eggs with cell phones http://www.samtsai.com/p380/how-to-cook-eggs-with-cell-phones/ Thu, 20 Nov 2008 13:12:25 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=1.5.2 Comment on How-To: cook eggs with cell phones by: Randolph http://www.samtsai.com/p380/how-to-cook-eggs-with-cell-phones/#comment-20569 Fri, 04 May 2007 00:50:18 +0000 http://www.samtsai.com/p380/how-to-cook-eggs-with-cell-phones/#comment-20569 So, after an hour of talking, a cellphone user has probably cooked a good chunk of brain already. I have to assume that the neural pathways are redirecting themselves around the cooked area in the same way they redirect into other regions after part of the brain has been removed or congenitally missing in some fashion. I often wonder when I see people walk around with cellphones stuck to their ears for hours on end if the cellphone hasn't melted and fused its way into the dermis. And to think: Some people believe that it would be a grand idea to have a chip implanted in their heads, so they don't need a cellphone. There are too many people walking around like zombies already from their brains being microwaved.. So, after an hour of talking, a cellphone user has probably cooked a good chunk of brain already. I have to assume that the neural pathways are redirecting themselves around the cooked area in the same way they redirect into other regions after part of the brain has been removed or congenitally missing in some fashion.

I often wonder when I see people walk around with cellphones stuck to their ears for hours on end if the cellphone hasn’t melted and fused its way into the dermis. And to think: Some people believe that it would be a grand idea to have a chip implanted in their heads, so they don’t need a cellphone. There are too many people walking around like zombies already from their brains being microwaved..

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