How-To: cook eggs with cell phones
These two Russian guys demonstrate how to cook an egg with two cell phones.

Place two cell phones face-to-face sandwiching the egg. Make a phone call to each cell without hanging up.

15min later: egg warming up
25min later: egg getting hot
40min later: egg getting hotter
60min later: egg gets cooked (as shown below)

Lesson #1:
It’s possible to cook eggs with cell phones, but it’s very expensive.
Lesson #2:
Recommend not to carry cells in your trousers, because it takes less to cook those 2 eggs down there.
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Randolph said,
May 3, 2007
So, after an hour of talking, a cellphone user has probably cooked a good chunk of brain already. I have to assume that the neural pathways are redirecting themselves around the cooked area in the same way they redirect into other regions after part of the brain has been removed or congenitally missing in some fashion.
I often wonder when I see people walk around with cellphones stuck to their ears for hours on end if the cellphone hasn’t melted and fused its way into the dermis. And to think: Some people believe that it would be a grand idea to have a chip implanted in their heads, so they don’t need a cellphone. There are too many people walking around like zombies already from their brains being microwaved..