Chinese Class - 國文造詣 - Strange Chinese Character Jigsaw

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You think your Chinese is better than mine?! Try these words….


土→ㄊㄨˇ
3個土呢？→「堯ã€ä¹‹ç•°é«”。 也讀 —ã„ ËŠ
4個土，→ㄎㄨㄟˊ(單單è¦æ€Žéº¼æŽ’，就會出槌ï¼)，玩大家樂的最ä¸å–œæ­¡é€™å€‹å­—å§ï¼

å†ä¾†ä¸€å€‹ï¼Œ
2個ç«ï¼Œç‚Žâ†’這簡單。
3個ç«ï¼Œâ†’讀『潭ã€ã„Šã„¢ËŠï¼Œç­‰ä¸€ä¸‹ï¼Œé‚„有哩ï¼
4個ç«ï¼Œâ†’讀『義ã€ï¼Œæ¶ˆé˜²éšŠå“¡æœ€è¨ŽåŽ­é€™å€‹å­—了ï¼
好åƒæ²’有5個ç«çš„，還好。

→2隻手，唸ㄆㄡˊ，用雙手æ§ç‰©çš„æ„æ€ã€‚
掱→3隻手，唸ㄕㄡˇ，扒手的æ„æ€ã€‚

來點動物的å§ï¼
一頭牛，ä¸éŒ¯ï¼
2頭牛？→唸『鬼ã€ï¼ŒçœŸè¦‹é¬¼äº†ï¼
→應該也唸鬼嘛，如果你這麼想就錯了，人家說æ›å€‹ä½ç½®å°±æ›å€‹è…¦è¢‹ï¼Œé€™è£¡å¯æ˜¯æ›å€‹ä½ç½®å°±æ›å€‹å”¸æ³•ï¼Œé€™å­—唸『厭ã€
那三頭牛呢？→唸『奔ã€

å–‚ï¼å–‚ï¼ç¾Šåœ¨æŠ—議了ï¼
好啦ï¼æ³¨æ„看→ç¡çœ ä¸è¶³çš„，來å§ï¼Œå¤ å¤šç¾Šå’©å’©è®“你數了，這唸『羊ã€
當然也è¦æœ‰3隻羊，→唸『山ã€ã€‚→唸『有ã€

→2æ¢é­šï¼Œä¹Ÿå”¸é­š
三æ¢é­šï¼Œâ†’唸鮮，應該ä¸å°‘人知é“
別急，多åƒä¸€é»žé­šå˜›ï¼Œâ†’4æ¢é­šï¼Œå”¸ã€Žè‘‰ã€

→唸鳥，
麤→唸粗，
驫和猋→都是唸標，
å¯æ˜¯â†’å°±è¦å”¸ã„”ㄥˇ

→唸驢，
毳→三毛，唸脆
還有這個字喔，好好笑，唸『焦ã€ï¼Œä¸‹æ¬¡èªªé€™å€‹äººå¾ˆã€Žã€å–”，大家就知é“æ„æ€äº†

→ä¸æ˜¯æŒ‡æ‰‹æ¯›å–”ï¼é€™å­—唸ㄇㄠˋ或ㄊㄨㄛ都å¯ä»¥ã€‚

女→æ‰ä¸€å€‹ï¼Œå¥½æ‡‰ä»˜ï¼
→2個女人？嘿嘿….這字讀『男ã€ã„‹ã„¢ËŠï¼Œæžœç„¶ä¸å¥½æžå®šï¼
3個女，就ä¸è¦èªªäº†ï¼Œ
→哈哈，女強人出ç¾äº†ï¼Œæ²’錯，這字讀『強ã€
嬃→有點尷尬，這å¯ä¸æ˜¯é…’客上酒家的心態，這字讀『需ã€ï¼Œå¤æ™‚楚國人å°å§Šå§Šçš„稱呼ï¼

男人有也喔ï¼
『男男ã€â†’讀『巒ã€ï¼Œé›™èƒžèƒŽçš„æ„æ€ï¼
男人就比較辛苦了，例如→讀『累ã€ï¼Œç•¶ç„¶ï¼Œä¸€å€‹ç”·äººåšä¸‰ç•ç”°ï¼Œç•¶ç„¶ç´¯ï¼

看看人的五官å§ï¼
一個耳朵，
2個耳朵è‘→唸『碟ã€æˆ–是『哲ã€éƒ½å¯ä»¥ã€‚
3個耳朵呢？笨蛋ï¼è¶ï¼ä¸æœƒå‘€ã€‚
→唸『具ã€ï¼ŒæŒ‡çœ¼ç›å·¦å³å¼µæœ›çš„樣å­ã€‚
二郎神楊戟來囉，→唸『莫ã€ï¼Œ
→唸æ‰ï¼Œå¡Œé¼»å­ï¼Ÿ

你以為2個å£åªèƒ½å¯«æˆå›žå—Žï¼ŸéŒ¯å•¦ï¼â†’ㄒㄩㄢ。
三å£å“，ä¸ç”¨èªªå•¦ï¼Œä½†æ˜¯ï¼Ÿç•¶ç„¶ä¸ä¸€æ¨£å•¦ï¼Œå”¸ã€Žéˆ´ã€
å››å£ï¼Ÿâ†’唸『å‰ã€ï¼Œã€Œé›·ã€çš„å¤å­—。
→哈哈，沒看éŽå§ï¼Œå”¸ã€ŽéŠ€ã€
哈麥二齒的來了，→唸『直ã€

說到å‰ï¼Œå°±æƒ³åˆ°é™¶ï¼Œï¼Œ
那他應該有弟弟喔，→也唸『哲ã€

→這個唸 ㄊㄚˋ
→這個也唸 ㄊㄚˋ
那有沒有四æ¢é¾å‘¢ï¼Ÿç­”案是有的，→這個唸ㄓㄜˊ厲害å§ï¼ï¼
下次我打算建議姓é¾çš„把å°å­©åå­å–æˆï¼šé¾â†’，å°å­©å­æœƒæ¨æ­»äº†å§ 。

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