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What do you do when you sneak out away from work and your boss is looking for you? Changing your voices to pretend your sick is one way. What other things can you do to convince you’re REAL sick?! See the video to find out. It’s hilarious.
View this humorous Boss Calling video clip.

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We always hear the rules from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. Please note…these are all numbered “1″ on purpose!

1.	Breasts are for looking at and that is why we do it. Don’t try to change that.
1.	Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1.	Sunday = sports. It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
1.	Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1.	Crying is blackmail.
1.	Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:    - Subtle hints do not work!    - Strong hints do not work!    - Obvious hints do not work!    - JUST SAY IT!
1.	"Yes" and "No" are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1.	Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1.	A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
1.	Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
1.	If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us.
1.	If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
1.	You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done.    - Not both.    - If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1.	Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1.	Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.
1.	ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.    - Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color.    - Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1.	If it itches down there, it will be scratched. We do that.
1.	If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing’s wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1.	If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer you don’t want to hear.
1.	When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine, REALLY.
1.	Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as:    - Sex,    - Sport,    - Cars, or    - Computer
1.	You have enough clothes.
1.	You have too many shoes.
1.	I am in shape. Round is a shape.

Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know, men really don’t mind that, it’s like camping.

Whoa, that’s new. Does this count as another world record for him? Nice job.

Bao Xishun (鲍喜顺) put his hands into dolphin’s mouth.

The world’s tallest man saved two dying dolphins in northeast China by reaching into their stomachs with his metre-long arms to remove plastic they had swallowed.

The dolphins had fallen sick after eating plastic surrounding the edge of their pool at an aquarium in Fushun, Liaoning Province.

Attempts to remove the plastic using surgical instruments had failed, the China Daily newspaper reported.

In a last ditch attempt to save the dolphins, vets decided to ask for help from Bao Xishun (鲍喜顺), 54, who measures 7ft 9ins (2.36-metres). The herdsman from Inner Mongolia (中国内蒙) was confirmed as the world’s tallest man by the Guinness World Records in 2005.

The official Xinhua news agency said Mr Bao, who has arms that measure 41.7ins (1.06 metres), was able to reach deep inside the dolphins to pull out the plastic.

Read more on: timesonline.co.uk

Men~~~ Do you feel you’ve been discriminated because of your prostate??!!

Whoa, I wasn’t aware the BC government doesn’t pay PSA testing for screening prostate cancer in men, while pap smears (for cervical cancer) and mammograms (for breast cancer) are fully paid for. Interesting issue… Perhaps the problem for not funding the PSA test is its sensitivity and specificity. Not sure. Have to do some medical literature search first, before commenting on this.

PSA test, or prostate specific antigen, is used as a marker for screening and monitoring prostate cancer.

VICTORIA — Sex discrimination is being claimed over the B.C. government’s refusal to fund a test to screen men for prostate cancer.

A B.C. human rights tribunal began yesterday with Victoria lawyer Laurie Armstrong claiming it’s discriminatory to force men like him to pay for the PSA test, a screening test for prostate cancer, when women aren’t charged for Pap smears or mammograms.

Men must pay a $30 fee to have a PSA blood test performed. Doctors most often rely on a rectal examination to look for prostate cancer.

Read more on: canada.com

Ran across Google website today and saw that famous “The Scream” or “The Cry” painting from Edvard Munch. Then after doing some research on Munch, I realized it is Munch’s birthday today.

Munch was born on Dec 12, 1863, in Löten, Norway, grew up in Christiania (now Oslo), and died on Jan 23, 1944, in Ekely (near Oslo).

His paintings often focus on themes of solitude, misery, exasperation, and death. Don’t know why he had such traumatic emotional expressions. I wonder if those circumstances were actually related to his life.

Anyone has insight in this aspect???

If Edvard Munch were a barista, what job duty would he likely have?

Latte art would probably be the best approach to simulate the fluidity of his artistic style. What do you people think?

Well, anyway, Happy Birthday, Mr. Munch. Be happy.