Twelve Days of Christmas Parody: 12 STDs of Xmas

Twelve Days of Christmas Parody: 12 STDs of Xmas

This hilarious xmas carol song is re-arranged with twelve STIs (sexually transmissible infections, or sexually transmitted infections some people call it). If you’re in a health profession, you’ll probably find this song amusing. Nevertheless, its intended purpose is a serious one: to raise the awareness of STD’s (sexual transmissible diseases) in general public. By incorporating the disease names and consequences into this well-known 12 days of Xmas song, people will probably remember them better! Have fun! :) I also include the lyrics below.
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On the___day of Christmas my true love gave to me…
12 dose of the crabs, and no one will make love to me
11 pelvic infammatory disease, and I no longer feel horny
10 scabies, wearing pants with some difficulty
09 genital warts, and sores that spread anally
08 trichomoniasis, and my groin itches constantly
07 hepatitis, and a visit to the surgery

06 pubic lice, and an infection that was urinary
05 gonorrhoea, and the possiblity of HIV
04 genital herpes, and a discharge that is hourly
03 syphilis, and my testicles are sore and lumpy
02 chlamydia, and a chance of infertility
01 a bug that made it hard to pee

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